Hairy Fuckin' Mammal Straps Up Her Mammal Pride

Oh, so you're gonna come up to me and dare tell me that you think I'd be hotter if I shaved?

What do you think this is? I'm a fucking mammal. Okay, bitches

Mammals have hair. Guess what? I'm a hairy fucking mammal

What are you trying to make me do get a razor blade and shave it off artificially so I look like a fucking salamander

That's what you want to fuck a salamander