Straight Mates Jerking

I know you don't have many straight mates, but I love being one of your straight mates, because you know how open-minded I am.

I know how much you love my fucking heart.

Look at my big fucking naked body, standing here with my... all myself to you, Gary. We're just best mates now.

Chillin'.

Oh, yeah. Looks like I've got no choice.